FRTFO Bench

The FRTFO Bench is where fans of Shadow Unit sit when they are failing at Not Worrying about what the Powers That Be are doing to their favorite characters. FRTFO stands for "Freaking Right The Fck Out". 

In addition to the cookies available in endless supply on the Not Worrying Bench, the FRTFO Bench provides an array of adult beverages with which its denizens may calm their nerves and/or drown their sorrows.