Not Not Worrying Bench

The Not Not Worrying Bench is where fans of Shadow Unit sit when they can no longer manage to Not Worry, but aren't quite at the level of hysteria that would send them to the FRTFO Bench.

The Not Not Worrying Bench, like the Not Worrying Bench, is supplied with an infinite variety and volume of cookies. 

The Not Not Worrying Bench has been equated to the "Denial Bench". 

The name is sometimes hyphenated to "Not Not-Worrying Bench".