Todd's Tall Tales

Solomon Todd has told many tall tales and shaggy dog stories.

These include:


 * His claim to have been around when the first pepperoni pan pizza was invented (by Antonio Pizza).
 * The Argentinian racehorse story
 * The time he dressed up as Audrey Hepburn for a fund raising dinner (no further details provided).
 * The one about a vintage Bentley in mint condition hidden in a junkyard in Missouri.
 * The one about a Rottweiler that could open beer bottles with its teeth.
 * The time he ran into Richard O'Brien in a gay bar in Manchester.
 * Various stories of how he lost his missing fingers
 * The Nazi soap mummy.
 * Hell's Angels smuggling drugs in a dead moose. (same link)
 * What the Australian aerialist told him that night in that basement in Tel Aviv.
 * The guy in Berlin who mummified his own... parts...
 * Tries to convince Chaz that a saying of Wellington's originated with a road manager for the Grateful Dead
 * How Chaz's stapler became broken. (Only a one-line Tall Tale, but one which struck awe in the hearts of the fandom.)