Todd's Tall Tales

Solomon Todd has told many tall tales and shaggy dog stories.

These include:

His claim to have been around when the first pepperoni pan pizza was invented (by Antonio Pizza)[1].
The Argentinian racehorse story
The time he dressed up as Audrey Hepburn for a fund raising dinner (no further details provided). [2]
The one about a vintage Bentley in mint condition hidden in a junkyard in Missouri. [3]
The one about a Rottweiler that could open beer bottles with its teeth. [4]
The time he ran into Richard O'Brien in a gay bar in Manchester. [5]
Various stories of how he lost his missing fingers [6]
The Nazi soap mummy. [7]
Hell's Angels smuggling drugs in a dead moose. (same link)
What the Australian aerialist told him that night in that basement in Tel Aviv. [8]
The guy in Berlin who mummified his own... parts... [9]
Tries to convince Chaz that a saying of Wellington's originated with a road manager for the Grateful Dead [10]
How Chaz's stapler became broken. [11] (Only a one-line Tall Tale, but one which struck awe in the hearts of the fandom.)